David Esler's Amazing Girlfriend Search

My friend David is most definitely the weirdest and most imaginative person alive. He's so creative it's just insane. His website is always changing to these random and crazy themes, and boy is it crazy this time.
David, I wish you luck in your endeavors to find the girl of your dreams!
**Click Here** to see his website!


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Why, thank you, Blaine! The search is going well. As of today, I have received about 20,000 e-mails, mostly from supermodels and international pop stars. I had to hire a mercenary platoon of gnomes to sort through them for me, so I only read about 500 a day. I've found a few girls that look promising - one from New York, another from Paris, and, suprisingly, a girl from Antarctica, who has apparently been investigating the supposed landing site of an alien starship. Still, I'm waiting to make my final judgement until all the e-mails are in. I'll keep you posted!
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